A Cheap Ripoff of a 2YN Post

 This following works best when read by John Cleese.

Although it's been many long years since my last post, I am most assuredly one who never gives up. As is my want in life, "never say die" is my unwavering motto. Unless, of course, you're actually dieing from a severerd jugular or something. I mean it would be pretty asinine to say "Never say die," to someone whose blood is gushing all over the upholstery and walls and everything, now wouldn't it?

Deep breath,,, There we go. Now where was I? Oh yes, ... Sunder.

When I started the finale for Sunder's second world, I felt hopeless. It seemed absolutely imposible that I  could deliver what was required due to all the previous chapter's promises. I humbly admit, I feared ithe entire climax would turn out something like this: The heroes snuck inside the store and were attacked by bad zombies who aren't really zombies at all but look and smelled like real zombies. They fought really really hard and kill all the zombies. Plus some really fat zombie rats that leak stuff all over the place. And then they got saved. The end.

Fortunately, the conclusion went better than expected. It turned into two chapters of 4k words each which are  exceedingly long chapters for such rubbish.. On top of it all, it ended in a way that will allow yours truely to skip directly to the chase and finish up this world in one or two chapters more. That's one or two chapters less than I originally though necessary. In my book, that is a very very very good thing.


And one other thing...

God, I am so looking forward to leaving this world (the fictional one) so I can deal with the more mainstream subjects of cannibalism and mad scientism in the next. You are what you eat, after all.

If you find a moment, please pray for me.